Moishe Pipick's Rogues Gallery

The Shocking Story of Jimmy & Shana Punim Revealed!
Jimmy Jimmy, aka Jimmy Legs, is a real, live Wheaten terrier. He is Mommy's newest love. One afternoon, when they were alone, he got much too friendly and excited with Shana Punim and ended his tryst by biting off her nose. His response: "Sometimes I get too upcited." This has caused tremendous consternation and worry among the ranks of the rogues.	Punim Punim was once known as Shana Punim, the once-beautiful wife of Moishe Pipick. After an afternoon of wanton abandon with Jimmy, her nose was bitten off in a most venal and despicable act. Moishe has not dealt well with his newly scarred wife and has taken to a life of finding love in all the wrong places. And all this, from such a wise and religious dog.

And Wait...It Gets Worse!

The Aftermath of Serial De-nosification

The horror...

Jimmy Legs has been the perpetrator of an almost unspeakable crime. When not being watched, he has engaged in the felonious act of de-nosifying four of the rogues. From left to right, Moe, Punim, Moishe Pipick, himself and an unnamed Gund dog, seated. And...he was caught in the act of chewing Stinkey Honey's nose. Oh, the horror!

And Wait...It Gets Worse!
The Aftermath of Serial De-nosification Jimmy Legs has been the perpetrator of an almost unspeakable crime. When not being watched, he has engaged in the felonious act of de-nosifying four of the rogues. From left to right, Moe, Punim, Moishe Pipick, himself and an unnamed Gund dog, seated. And...he was caught in the act of chewing Stinkey Honey's nose. Oh, the horror!

The Bears and their (ahem) "friends"

The Reptiles ... the newest and the P.U.-iest!

The reptiles must remain nameless. Who in their right mind would actually name such horrible beings as ugly as these? If you're lucky, you can find one of these reptiles before he finds you. If you are not quick enough, you might just become a meal! Heh! Heh! Heh!

And the rest!

Li`l Pete

Li'l Pete is the newest rogue. He is a full-blooded terrier and is Mommy's newest doggie. She would much rather want to have a "real" dog, but the rogues would just not abide.

Froggie

Froggie is one of the newer members of the family of rogues and is not particularly loved by all. Because of an unusual enmity, he spends most of his time in the new Odyssey van.

P Pulkah

P Pulkah is a new rogue accolyte. Instead of growling, he makes a noise that has been charitably described as cat-like, of course. Miriam created him. Here's the proof: See his birth certificate!

Moe

Moe is the alpha bear, the king of the bears, and is known by all. He is the master of the universe. Moe sleeps with Dad and gives him comfort.

Stinky Honey

I am the biggest, but I bow to Moe.

Though Stinky Honey is the biggest of the bears, she is still subservient to Moe. Stinky Honey is Mommy's bear, when she needs her warmth.

Sid

I was named after Sid Vicious -- for good reason.

Sid was once alpha bear but was usurped by Moe in a holy war. Sid was named after "Sid Vicious," and remains true to his name.

Brownie

Brownie is the fourth major bear, a charter member of the ferocious Four Bears of the Apocalypse. She may look sweet, but she is far from it.

The Cat

I am a cat. And that's that.

Though The Cat is not a bear, she acts like one. She has been known to hang out in Mommy's closet and cause mayhem when no one is watching.

Dog and Bear

Shtunkie and Brenda...how very sad.

Dog and Bear are identical twins, conjoined at the head. The Bear could be named Brenda. They are charter members of the Interspecies Miscegenation Organization.

And the rest!
Li`l Pete Li'l Pete is the newest rogue. He is a full-blooded terrier and is Mommy's newest doggie. She would much rather want to have a "real" dog, but the rogues would just not abide.	Froggie Froggie is one of the newer members of the family of rogues and is not particularly loved by all. Because of an unusual enmity, he spends most of his time in the new Odyssey van.	P Pulkah P Pulkah is a new rogue accolyte. Instead of growling, he makes a noise that has been charitably described as cat-like, of course. Miriam created him. Here's the proof: See his birth certificate!
Moe Moe is the alpha bear, the king of the bears, and is known by all. He is the master of the universe. Moe sleeps with Dad and gives him comfort.	Stinky Honey Though Stinky Honey is the biggest of the bears, she is still subservient to Moe. Stinky Honey is Mommy's bear, when she needs her warmth.	Sid Sid was once alpha bear but was usurped by Moe in a holy war. Sid was named after "Sid Vicious," and remains true to his name.
Brownie Brownie is the fourth major bear, a charter member of the ferocious Four Bears of the Apocalypse. She may look sweet, but she is far from it.	The Cat Though The Cat is not a bear, she acts like one. She has been known to hang out in Mommy's closet and cause mayhem when no one is watching.	Dog and Bear Dog and Bear are identical twins, conjoined at the head. The Bear could be named Brenda. They are charter members of the Interspecies Miscegenation Organization.

The Multitude of Species Downstairs

Old Jimmy

Old Jimmy is a small bear with a big heart and not too many bones. His appetite for violence and mayhem is far greater than most mortals can take.

Sabatchka

I am a Russian immigrant.

Sabatchka was originally from Russia, but landed in Montauk Point during a storm. She's very floppy, but has teeth that can gnaw off your head. Be warned.

The Real Shmonk

a.k.a Shmonkie Numero Uno -- It's MISTER Shmonk to you.

The Real Shmonk, -- it's MISTER Shmonk to you -- is prone to exhibit himself in various states of bliss and consummation. Be careful about flying matter.

Ottie

Ottie is a an otter puppet with a hole in his back. He is so cute that everyone wants to put their hands up into him. Be careful of what you might find.

Shmonkie

Shmonkie -- I'm cute -- what can I do?

Shmonkie has relatives too numerous to name. He is related to all the other first floor beanie babies. They all like to do what monkeys do in the zoo. Can you guess?

Mousie

I may be small, but I know all.

Mousie was by far the smallest. He was stolen from Lloyd's office when he sat on his computer screen. Mousie was the mole, for he knew all. R.I.P., Mousie.

The Multitude of Species Downstairs
Old Jimmy Old Jimmy is a small bear with a big heart and not too many bones. His appetite for violence and mayhem is far greater than most mortals can take.	Sabatchka Sabatchka was originally from Russia, but landed in Montauk Point during a storm. She's very floppy, but has teeth that can gnaw off your head. Be warned.	The Real Shmonk The Real Shmonk, -- it's MISTER Shmonk to you -- is prone to exhibit himself in various states of bliss and consummation. Be careful about flying matter.
Ottie Ottie is a an otter puppet with a hole in his back. He is so cute that everyone wants to put their hands up into him. Be careful of what you might find.	Shmonkie Shmonkie has relatives too numerous to name. He is related to all the other first floor beanie babies. They all like to do what monkeys do in the zoo. Can you guess?	Mousie Mousie was by far the smallest. He was stolen from Lloyd's office when he sat on his computer screen. Mousie was the mole, for he knew all. R.I.P., Mousie.

Beanie Babies, Puppets and other Riff Raff

There are more than 75 Beanie babies, puppets and other riff raff inhabiting various nooks and crannies, sofa tops and steps, and window sills and kitchen shelves. Some have even been committed to South Oaks Hospital. (They'll be released when their insurance runs out.)
There are birds and mammals, reptiles and amphibians. They are too numerous to mention, and many flatly refused to be photographed. It has been their loss, because their anonymity has led to tremendous hostility.

Beanie Babies, Puppets and other Riff Raff
There are more than 75 Beanie babies, puppets and other riff raff inhabiting various nooks and crannies, sofa tops and steps, and window sills and kitchen shelves. Some have even been committed to South Oaks Hospital. (They'll be released when their insurance runs out.) There are birds and mammals, reptiles and amphibians. They are too numerous to mention, and many flatly refused to be photographed. It has been their loss, because their anonymity has led to tremendous hostility.

In Memoriam

This gallery is dedicated to Big Mike, the original alpha bear; Dashi Panda, who was chewed up by a misbehaving canine -- in the end he got his -- heh, heh; and Simon, Moe's predecessor, who got too close to a halogen light.

May they always be remembered.

In Memoriam
This gallery is dedicated to Big Mike, the original alpha bear; Dashi Panda, who was chewed up by a misbehaving canine -- in the end he got his -- heh, heh; and Simon, Moe's predecessor, who got too close to a halogen light. May they always be remembered.

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Last updated January 11, 2017