Wanna hear me? Go ahead...click my picture.
Halloo! This is me, Moishe Pipick.
I am wise and very pious.
I used to have a different name, which was Dougie - yeah, like Doggie.
Vat stupid people who named me! Schmeck dey ver!
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Vat a honey. So click the picture...
Shana Punim vas vonce so beautiful. She had to change
her name to just Punim. Oy vey.
Read vat happened mit dat ferkakteh dog!
It's a shandeh...a terrible ting.
And wait. It gets worse!
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See vat kind of bootieful babies we make...
Our gorgeous family. The yungilla in Shana's arms is
Mimi, because all she vants to do is suckle,
and the boychick in my arms is Schmeckie,
which means "little schmeckle." Vat did you expect?
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